The time is right to make new friends.

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Just make sure to get rid of your old ones first.

Your co-workers take pleasure in your great sense of creativity.

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Especially when they destroy your paperclip bridge and pencap-eraser creatures.
  • By simon at 07/02/2009 - 15:37
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excitement and intrigue

Excitement and intrigue follow you closely wherever you go!

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Which means you either have a facebook stalker or the cops are chasing you down the street.
  • By simon at 07/02/2009 - 14:33
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much skill

:) You have much skill in expressing yourself to be effective. :)

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to be effective sounds like you've reached the upper limit of your effectiveness. Despite all your efforts and skills, you will never be more effective in communicating.

cutlure and customs

:) Culture and customs of China attract you. :)

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Because eating Chinese food means that you're well cultured. Just like eating Taco bell means you like the customs and culture of Mexico.
  • By simon at 07/02/2009 - 14:01
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fortunate opportunities

:) You will be fortunate in the opportunities presented to you. :)

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Unbeknownst to you, the opportunity is to get fired or laid off.
  • By simon at 07/02/2009 - 13:35
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happy receipt

:) You will be happy in receipt of good news. :)

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In receipt of bad news you will not be happy.
  • By simon at 07/02/2009 - 12:55
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